We’d say “celebrate” but, you know, lefties and assclowns would complain. Anyway, it’s Bin Laden Doubletap Day, brought to you by Off Duty Gamers and FPS Nation.
The following was excerpted from the Off Duty Gamers, FPS Nation and the duly appointed designees of the United States National Command Authority flash message traffic. If you aren’t a gamer, don’t get butthurt about it. Other readers are, and this is directed at them.
What it is
Our friends over at FPS Nation told us to take control over their Battlefield 3 (PC) server and have some fun on the evening of Tuesday May 1st, 2012.
What we made it
We’re going to dial it up as “Bin Laden Double Tap Day” (twitter hash #BL2xD) which recalls the the fall of one of the worlds most infamous terrorists at the hands of US special operations forces.
How can you join?
Easy, grab your Bin Laden Double Tap Day favorite pork product OR if you’re of the faith you can always celebrate the demise of the man who slandered it and murdered members of your own with any seafood item commemorating his final resting place.
Starting at 8pm (Eastern Standard Time) Fire up Origin, then Battlefield 3 and rally on FPSNation’s server and if you’re interested in chatting with fellow celebrants looking for a good time gaming then hit the Teamspeak 3 server at voice.offdutygamers.com:9989 and let us hear from you.
What Maps/Modes Are We playinG?
Any damn thing that we want. Frankly we’re not so sure so if you want to weigh in on the matter, place your comments below and let us know what awesome BF3 maps and modes you’d like to play with/against members of Off Duty Gamers and our friends.
Bonus
During the event those involved will be eligible to win a PATCH UP – iPAD Sleeve from LBX Tactical upon which will be all 4 of the last games patches PLUS the most recent 2 from the upcoming Medal of Honor: Warfighter
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Remembering, of course, that May 02 would be the anniversary? Are we celebrating according to the date at the time it was at the event or the time it was in the US when it happened?
Yes, ladies and gentleman, as if we needed one, but now we have an excuse to eat Bacon Wrapped Shrimp.
Unsure about how they’re regarding the date or what their reasoning is. We are sure there should be an ORP at a strip club though.
This is a great post! I don’t have the game – but I’ll sure celebrate!
Caspian Border, Conquest Large.
To **** with the Limp-Wristed Left. “Celebrate, celebrate..Dance to the music”…
Pulled Pork and a double helping of an amber Irish Evil Alcoholic Libation at my digs. Trace Adkins on the iTunes: “Welcome To ****”.
what’s w/ all the straw-man anti-left ********? I appreciate that you might disagree on other positions, but in general mainstream liberals/progressives (rightly) expressed considerable enthusiasm v-a-v OBL’s death, and if some didn’t nor did they criticize those – right or left – who were…
I commemorated the special occasion by eating a bacon covered pork sandwich smothered in ham and beans, between bites singing the National Anthom, and finally taking a monstrous c*ap and wiping my a** with a pic of Bin Laden I printed on high quality photo papter from my own printer. Yes, being an Army vet has given me the calist a** to take a wipe like that.
Excuse my grammer “…photo paper…”
to all those making ignorant comments about pork etc: it’s worth noting that the chief of the CIA Counterterrorism Center, a man who undoubtedly has done more to undermine people like OBL than you or me, is a Muslim. so why not show yr nation & its ideals some gratitude instead of spewing cheap un-American bigotry.
also, if the fact that he was a Muslim is the only thing about OBL you can think of to mock, then you’re pretty ******* feeble.’