This isn’t about kit of any kind, though this poster shows the Gruntworks appreciation for the finer things in life.

Gruntworks is a relatively new Facebook page with a great perspective on things. They’re laying the groundwork for some kick a$$ apparel, decals and morale patches in the future and they have an obvious love of country all mixed in with a suitably gungy sense of humor. You’re cleared hot to check ‘em out. Tell them the Mad Duo sent you. Don’t use a lot of big words.

Meanwhile, here are a few public service announcements from Gruntworks. With your help Gruntworks will…

Honor the Fallen | Continue the Mission

CHARLIE MIKE!

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Mike June 4, 2012 at 10:08 am

I slept under a poncho liner for 33 months…Robert Heinlein was right: "Happiness consists of getting enough sleep. Nothing more." I miss my poncho liner…

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Mike June 4, 2012 at 10:37 am

He can briefly glance at a 1:50000 topographical map…and and find his and the enemy's pos. with a 10-digit coordinate…then call in a fire mission. He is the most Infantry Man in the World…

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Glenno June 4, 2012 at 11:39 am

The battle weary lines on his face are the contours on the map of his soul. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

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Larry June 4, 2012 at 2:56 pm

Outstanding Glenno!

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majrod June 4, 2012 at 11:53 am

Cool!

Happiness IS a poncho liner!

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Rick June 4, 2012 at 1:14 pm

"His hat size is 7.62."
I almost fell out of my chair laughing.

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APAC June 4, 2012 at 3:29 pm

LOVE THEM!!! Where can we get a box load? the cartoon looks like SGT Rock the old comic book soldier. Notice: no women in the Infantry for him, unless they are rented or REMFs!!

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xcalbr June 4, 2012 at 3:54 pm

the best thing invented since sliced bread.

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Byron Skinner June 4, 2012 at 6:32 pm

I remember back in Nam 1966 and we got our first issue of poncho liners. They were gifts from the gods. Never used it line a poncho, we made hooches out of ponchos, but lay ones head on a rolled up flak jacket and wrap you body in a poncho line is heaven.

ALLONS,
Byron Skinner
11th. Cav. 11B, C Troop.

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Ranger Tom June 4, 2012 at 8:16 pm

Smoke 'em if you got'em………..

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jim June 5, 2012 at 1:26 am

Definitely a tricked missed by us Brits, not an issue item but coveted by many and owned by most.

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Larry June 5, 2012 at 1:43 am

I still have and use mine from the 80's, one in tan and one in woodland.

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Chad June 5, 2012 at 3:14 am

He smokes 'em even when he doesn't got 'em. He is the Most Infantry Man In The World.

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craig June 5, 2012 at 5:55 am

Haven't laughed that hard in awhile!

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 6:24 am

Mad Duo-

Many and sincere thanks from the Gruntworks team for helping us spread the word and honor the fallen. We'll do our best to live up to the praise you've given us. You two are are absolutely the baddest plastic miniature people we know. We're big fans.

To the rest of you, we invite you to come see us. We have a lot of fun and interaction on the page. Join in!

"He qualified expert on the M-60 range- with his bayonet."
He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

Ruck Up,

Chop and Jinx

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Manty01Actual June 5, 2012 at 7:42 am

He Actually Uses His Left Handed Screwdriver, on His Right Foot! He Is The most Infantry Man in the World! Man, I can't really share it here, kind of inappropriate, but I think back and wonder how many planetary offspring were sired upon or under that poncho liner……

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R3D R3IGN S1X June 5, 2012 at 7:47 am

Outstanding! I love 'em! We should hand them out like 'Challenge' coins!

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 8:04 am

Hmmm….I like the sound of that.

Tell me more.

Jinx | Gruntworks

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 12:04 pm

Hmmm….I like the sound of that.

Tell me more.

Jinx | Gruntworks

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EOD Bombbuster June 5, 2012 at 8:19 am

His mother delivered him on the side of a dirt road in the middle of a 20 mile ruck….He finished that march. He is the most infantry man in the world.

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 8:27 am

Bombuster,

That's a winner. We'll be adding that one to the list. How can we credit you?

Jinx | Gruntworks

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EOD Bombbuster June 5, 2012 at 8:34 am

My name is Cayle Harris. Crap, now I'm going to owe a round. Oh well, such is the price fame (unless you're willing to use a fake name).

EOMFD

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 8:48 am

Rounds complete, Bombuster.

If you'd prefer we didn't then we'll reluctantly take all the credit.

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Chad June 5, 2012 at 8:24 am

If he smoked you, you would put it as a bullet point on your NCOER. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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James June 5, 2012 at 9:35 am

He once put out a fire….with Napalm. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 10:36 am

"Like!"

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Sgt Maj June 5, 2012 at 9:39 am

He doesn't call for Arty, Arty calls for him.
He is the most infantry man in the world

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 9:56 am

Sgt Maj,

[parade rest] That one is actually in the queue already. Great minds!

Jinx

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James June 5, 2012 at 10:59 am

He and Chuck Norris fought once…and only once because Chuck Norris learned his lesson. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 1:00 pm

Chuck keeps a poster of him in his bedroom.

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gipb June 5, 2012 at 1:20 pm

and Chuck looks under his bed at night for him…

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 7:46 pm

"LIKE"

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Dan d'Errico June 5, 2012 at 11:03 am

I still have two poncho liners. My wholefamily including the dog loves 'em. Up here in AK you need 'em 365 (all year round for you REMFs). My wife might bury me in mine.

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gipb June 5, 2012 at 11:22 am

perfect

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leftoftheboom June 5, 2012 at 1:16 pm

He still shaves with a bayonet..to sharpen it. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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y.oa June 5, 2012 at 4:15 pm

Terminator tried to assassinate him.

ONCE.

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Mikey June 5, 2012 at 4:33 pm

He doesn't sleep. He waits. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Will June 5, 2012 at 4:43 pm

R Lee Ermey steps out of his way…..He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Moe Torres June 5, 2012 at 4:47 pm

Get some

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Moe Torres June 5, 2012 at 4:49 pm

Get some, i hope this sight isnt for sissys

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Will June 5, 2012 at 5:00 pm

His boot size is your ***…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Jinx June 5, 2012 at 8:19 pm

Oh yeah. This one just made the list.

Jinx

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Will June 5, 2012 at 5:11 pm

His favorite meal is roasted toad with sweaty boot juice….. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Byron Skinner June 5, 2012 at 7:08 pm

The Infantry are treated like cr** in Garrison, every sh** detail come their way. Out pin the bush the Infantry is the Queen of the battle. Some talk about being at the point of the spear, the true light infantry get poked on the a** by the tip of the spear and some HQ puke Major is feeling to keep movie'.

Then when you come home every support/service sh** head is sporting a CIB, and a PUC, some even have the balls to wear the blue cord and disks. Of course there is always the night time blanket party to resolve who can and can't wear the CIB.

ALLONS,
Byron Skinner
11B Vietnam.

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Jerry Johnson June 5, 2012 at 7:24 pm

He puts a bayonet on his flamethrower! He is the Most Infantry Man in the World!

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joe June 5, 2012 at 7:49 pm

He ***** slapped his SgtMaj once for being a POG

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Mike W. June 5, 2012 at 8:05 pm

On long ruck marches he gives his boots blisters. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

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Mike W. June 5, 2012 at 8:21 pm

When he plays gay chicken his opponents swear off women forever…

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Victor B. June 5, 2012 at 8:48 pm

Grenades dive out of the foxhole when he climbs in. He is… the most infantry man in the world.

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Victor B. June 5, 2012 at 8:51 pm

The rest of the unit is organic to HIM, on the TO&E. He is… the most infantry man in the world.

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Mike W. June 5, 2012 at 8:57 pm

He has divorced three strippers and is now receiving 75 percent of their combined retirement incomes. He is the most Infantry Man in the World

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Mike W. June 5, 2012 at 11:09 pm

Once, while running a combat outpost and subsisting on nothing but MREs he went four months without a single bowel movement. Eventually he took a **** and produced Wurtzite Boron Nitride (which is harder than diamonds) and two second lieutenants – simultaneously creating the strongest, and weakest things known to man.

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Jim S. June 5, 2012 at 11:10 pm

He can ranger roll an ACH. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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joe June 5, 2012 at 11:49 pm

He ***** slapped his SgtMaj once for being a POG

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 12:23 am

It's called, "The Six Day War" only because it took him five days to get there. He is, the most Infantry Man in the World

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 12:27 am

His P.T. test consists of only two events, Kicking ***, and Taking Names. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world.

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JG June 6, 2012 at 1:36 am

When he was born, the doctor circumcised him with a bayonet. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

His sweat can be used as weapon lube. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 2:09 am

He is the only Paratrooper that routinely jumps HANO (High Altitude, No Opening). A parachute would only slow him down. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world.

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defensor fortissimo June 6, 2012 at 2:46 am

His idea of winning hearts and minds consists of 2 to the head and one in the chest. He is… the most infantry man in the world

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Andrew Mitchell June 6, 2012 at 3:50 am

I still have mine from '67-'68. Been washed so many times you can almost see through it. Once in a while put it on bed and on those nights I sleep real good!

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Mike kaminski June 6, 2012 at 6:02 am

Dames buy him beers , he is " The most infantry man in the world "…….You found tracer paint because he ordered you to , he is " the most infantry man in the world"

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Long Thrust VI June 6, 2012 at 6:25 am

These are GREAT! Hopefully, they'll be kept available for those of us less creative.

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nbg2d June 6, 2012 at 6:34 am

His grenade, is two lbs of c-4 inside a roll of barbwire.

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nbg2d June 6, 2012 at 6:37 am

When he jumps, the aircraft feels the opening shock.

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Doc G June 6, 2012 at 7:25 am

he has confirmed kills with an M1……canteen cap ……He is the most infantry man in the world

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 12:12 pm

He once advised the FDA, the food pyramid now includes only Coffee, Copenhagen, Beer, Bourbon and Bacon. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world.

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 12:13 pm

While attending SERE, his interrogators received counseling statements for telling him everything they know. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world

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Mike W. June 6, 2012 at 4:12 pm

He once field stripped an M-1 Abrams Main Battle Tank using only a Leatherman and his Kung-Fu grip. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world.

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Greg G. June 6, 2012 at 4:46 pm

He qualifies expert, evertime, even though he has never been assigned a weapon or ammunition. He is, the most Infantry Man in the world.

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Doc Ras June 6, 2012 at 5:02 pm

-His ribbon rack has more oak leaves than your backyard in autumn …

-He never gets the Veggie Omelet MRE…

-He can zero his M16 with only one round…

-He scored 40 on his last qualification, despite the fact that he was shorted
two rounds…

-On his last PT test he scored 300, in each event…

-He corrects the Sergeant Major of the Army on his Class A's….

-The star chamber of his rifle has no carbon…

-He is the only man to ever be awarded the Gold Star medal with V device…

His DD214 is 3 volumes long…

He is, the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Jody June 6, 2012 at 5:24 pm

He has been killed in action on every front. Each time, he has locked St. Peter at parade rest and demanded return to duty status. He is the most Infantryman in the world.

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Sean June 6, 2012 at 5:36 pm

He once killed a squad of Taliban with an MRE spoon and a package of skittles
He is, the Most Infantry Man in the World

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gipb June 7, 2012 at 10:58 am

LOL… that SHOULD make the list! this thread is so much fun!!!

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Jinx June 7, 2012 at 12:34 pm

I am scribbling furiously….

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Mike kaminski June 6, 2012 at 5:45 pm

Whatever he is doing…"IS Standard Operating Procedure" he is The most infantry man in the world

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russell liston June 6, 2012 at 5:53 pm

His blood type is OD Green, He's the Most Infantry Man in the world.

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gipb June 7, 2012 at 11:07 am

this one needs to make the list!

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LTC (Retd) John T. D June 6, 2012 at 6:22 pm

Thoroughly funny and enjoyed. I wore the "Idiot Sticks" for 28 years and am proud of them.

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majrod June 7, 2012 at 1:07 pm

HAHA, "idiot sticks" hadn't heard that in a decade.

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Jinx June 6, 2012 at 7:08 pm

Mike, that one made me laugh out loud.

We just put it on the list.

Jinx |Gruntworks

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Jinx June 6, 2012 at 7:10 pm

Doc Ras- you're a natural. Quit your day job.

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Mike W. June 7, 2012 at 12:59 am

Holy ****- that made me spit up my beer. Classic !

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Doc Ras June 7, 2012 at 8:09 pm

I came up with these at work, your tax dollars hard at work!

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MSG John Laigaie June 6, 2012 at 7:39 pm

He once had a medal pinned on…….by Chuck Norris

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Jody June 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm

He passed sniper school with open sights and a ghillie suit made of reflective belts…He's the most Infantryman in the world.

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Jody June 6, 2012 at 8:09 pm

He's scored a 300 on the APFT and a 40 out of 40 rifle qualification-at the same time…He's the most Infantryman in the world.

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Sean June 6, 2012 at 9:42 pm

He gets care packages from your mom…..He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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RJFlorida June 7, 2012 at 4:13 am

I still have the 2 poncho liners my Father used in Vietnam. He beat them up for 3 years, I beat them up for the next 42 and they still look new today.

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OIF Goose June 7, 2012 at 7:15 am

His dog tags need no silencers on them, they are too afraid to make any noise…He’s the Most Infantryman in the World

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Greg G June 7, 2012 at 7:22 am

When he steps on a mine, it implodes out of respect. He’s the Most Infantryman in the World

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Greg G June 7, 2012 at 7:23 am

**** week at BUDS is based on his personal workout, and it's still too easy. He’s the Most Infantryman in the World

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OIF Goose June 7, 2012 at 7:25 am

He wears no medals, the medals wear him…He's the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Jinx June 7, 2012 at 10:46 am

BOOM!

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majrod June 7, 2012 at 1:03 pm

That's a top five!

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OIF Goose June 7, 2012 at 7:30 am

His version of Close Air Support is destroying enemy anti-aircraft sites…He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Ripper 04 June 7, 2012 at 7:56 am

He digs a fighting hole every night so he has a place to bury the enemy dead in the morning. He is the Most Infantryman in the World

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EOD Bombbuster June 7, 2012 at 8:19 am

His birth mark looks exactly like a CIB….He is the most infantry man in the world.

When he kills Taliban fighters, they donate their virgins to him out of respect for his awesomeness….He is the most infantry man in the world.

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OIF Goose June 7, 2012 at 8:53 am

His birthmark IS the CIB!

Great post about the virgins!

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SfcHovis June 7, 2012 at 8:32 am

God had two sons, one to preach peace, the other to enforce it: He is the most Infantryman in the World

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Maz June 7, 2012 at 9:33 am

If he ever got cold, he'd just curl up in his Ranger Tab: He is the most Infantry Man in the World

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Joe June 7, 2012 at 10:07 am

When he was born, he slapped the doctor, took away the scapel, and cut his own umbilical cord. He is the Most Infantryman in the World.

Loved this. Only problem I have with poncho liners is that they put me to sleep immediately. HOOAH!

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SpentRound June 7, 2012 at 10:59 am

He sees you coming before you got up this morning. He's the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Jinx June 7, 2012 at 11:43 am

Man, he IS pretty bad ***.

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The Chop June 7, 2012 at 11:45 am

His home address is Omaha Beach. He vacations in the Ia Drang. He's the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 1:23 pm

He once went on patrol in Afghanistan wear nothing but a thin coat of CLP and a beard.
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 2:01 pm

oops! wearing

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 1:36 pm

He was the guy who shot Bin Laden, but for security reasons they omited the fact that the weapon used was a slingshot loaded with green jolly ranchers
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 1:41 pm

He wrote the FM on hand to hand combat, then he rolled it up tightly and killed 3 insurgents with it.
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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straps June 7, 2012 at 1:57 pm

EPIC. Thanks.

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Will June 7, 2012 at 1:58 pm

He lights his cigarrettes with a flame thrower…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm

He's the only member of the military that wears the "Bad Mother******" tab.
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 1:59 pm

When he smokes, he swallows the ashes and doesn't exhale…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 2:02 pm

The Jedi teach his fighting style…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm

He'll make you ask him to choke you harder…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 2:08 pm

His real name is CHARLIE MIKE
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 2:09 pm

He'll drink your beer, eat your dog, and your woman will follow him out the door…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 2:10 pm

He bleeds blue, and ***** in cadence…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Will June 7, 2012 at 2:12 pm

Mohamed Ali had boxing gloves made out of his combat boots…. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 2:42 pm

SOCOM created a Jedi Knight team just for him.
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Sean June 7, 2012 at 2:49 pm

He has more confirmed kills than the Enola Gay
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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SFCMyers June 7, 2012 at 3:10 pm

He once wiped out a company of VC with only his compass, shooting azimuths. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

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C Christensen June 7, 2012 at 8:25 pm

In 1954 I had a SFC tell me he was the richest NCO in any country in the world. He made $246 a day. One day a month. Liked to sleep out in Alaska with no bag, no tent, winter or summer. Ended up guarding the unknown soldier. May not have been the most Infantry Man in the world, but when the top ten get together, he'll answer as "present".

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Doc June 7, 2012 at 9:55 pm

In 1971 I "bought" two poncho liners from an ARVN bloke for a carton of ciggies each. I've pic-niced on them, made love on them, played with my kids on them, played with my grand-kids on them, and now use them for as warmers in front of the TV on winter nights. God bless the Yank who invented them, the man was a genius.

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Jay June 8, 2012 at 2:07 am

When he calls "Contact right!" The enemy apologizes. He is the most Infantry Man in the World.

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Moon June 8, 2012 at 7:38 am

He field strips a cig with his teeth….H I T M I M I T W

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BillAK June 8, 2012 at 9:02 am

Every member of our family has a poncho liner (including those that marry in)
Camping on the beach in hawaii a poncho liner and an air mattress are all you need!!
As somebody said above here in Alaska where we LIVE they are usefull 365, especially stuffed inside your sleeping bag winter camping.
I went on a guided elk hunting trip in WY years ago and my guide was so impressed by it I gave it to him at the end of the trip as part of his TIP. He was very appreciative.

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Jinx June 8, 2012 at 9:57 am

Nice

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Jinx June 8, 2012 at 10:01 am

Clever, SFCMeyers. Very clever.

Jinx | Gruntworks

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Jinx June 8, 2012 at 10:04 am

You guys are seriously funny and creative. We're copying these down. Keep 'em coming!

At some point we're going to compile the best into a daily calendar.

Jinx

Gruntworks
"Ruck Up & Charlie Mike"

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knIVes June 8, 2012 at 10:33 am

**** stars ask him for His autograph…… H I T M I M I T W

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Will June 8, 2012 at 4:16 pm

Superman has him on speed dial….. He is the Most Infantry Man in the World

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Msg. Franklin Thomas June 8, 2012 at 4:51 pm

This sounds like "SGT Rock of Easy Co." love them comic books as a kid.

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Tom June 8, 2012 at 6:02 pm

He has 10 confirmed kills with the M.I.L.E.S.

He carries a P38 (can opener) as a side arm..He is the most infantry man in the world.

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Sean June 8, 2012 at 6:11 pm

He has a two point sling for a 50. cal
He's the Most Infantryman in the World

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Sean June 8, 2012 at 6:17 pm

He completed his last ruck march in shower shoes.
He's the Most Infantryman in the World.

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sandman13usmc0351 June 9, 2012 at 6:31 pm

He wasn't born, he was government issued. The most infantry man in the world

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 7:49 pm

He's had a camouflage pattern permanently tattooed on his face…He is the most Infantryman in the world.

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 7:50 pm

He's healed a sucking chest wound by spitting Copenhagen juice into it…He is the most Infantryman in the world.

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 7:52 pm

After his entire Platoon was wiped out in a fire fight, he made another platoon using nothing but 500 cord,100 MPH tape, and empty MRE pouches…He is the most Infantryman in the world.

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 7:53 pm

EDIT- I meant 550 cord…

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 7:57 pm

I think this one is my favorite.

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Jody June 9, 2012 at 8:06 pm

I have a German Shepherd Dog named Jake-he is, for lack of a better term, a chainsaw with ears. I have to routinely fight him for my poncho liner, and I'm not talking about play fighting…blood has been drawn over the issue…even dogs know that poncho liners are the bee's knees.

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Charlie W June 10, 2012 at 1:48 am

His stare can dig a fighting position so he uses his e-tool for a pillow
He Is The Most Infantry Man In The World

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Charlie W June 10, 2012 at 3:58 am

His nostrils are rifled. He Is The Most Infantry Man In The World

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Jinx June 10, 2012 at 6:52 am

Charlie, that's a winner. Adding to the list.

Jinx | Gruntworks

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Grahambo June 10, 2012 at 7:47 am

His knife hand, is beltfed.

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SleepyDave June 10, 2012 at 10:31 am

When he takes a ****, friendly forces conduct a BDA.

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gipb June 10, 2012 at 5:52 pm

LOL…

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crackedlenses June 10, 2012 at 11:42 am

He doesn't need snow-shoes, he just wraps his feet in razor wire.

He is the Most Infantry Man in the World…..

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Greg G June 10, 2012 at 4:42 pm

All his non combat decorations have 'V' devices. He is the most Infantryman in the world.

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sandman13usmc0351 June 10, 2012 at 7:55 pm

He ***** slapped chesty puller for having only 5 navy crosses.
He is the most infantry man in the world.

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H.A. Stolarz June 11, 2012 at 7:04 am

Actually, it took him five days, twenty-three hours and fifty-nine minutes to get there.

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Jinx June 11, 2012 at 8:05 am

Here ya go, men.

The Most Infantry Man in the World has his onw Facebook page now. http://www.facebook.com/mostinfantryman

Submit his exploits there for the daily calendar we're putting together.

Ruck Up and Charlie Mike!

Jinx | Gruntworks

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john g. June 13, 2012 at 12:07 pm

He geocaches… with a sundial.

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majrod June 14, 2012 at 12:31 pm

Happy Birthday US Army! (Special shout to the Infantry) Ten companies of riflemen were authorized by a resolution of the Continental Congress on June 14, 1775. Today marks 237 years of sticking the bayonet between the enemy's 2nd & 3rd rib! Follow Me!

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charlie 8 June 15, 2012 at 9:24 am

Iron mike asked him for directions … once and were stil following him

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majrod June 15, 2012 at 10:30 pm

Tanks move into action behind HIM….he is the Most Infantry Man in the world.

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Lewis June 17, 2012 at 3:27 pm

He has a tattoo on his chest that reads "FRONT TOWARDS ENEMY." He is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

Chesty Puller would salute him first; he is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

His "page 11" is fifteen pages long; he is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

He broke his metatarsals the day before graduating from Ranger School so he could be recycled; he is the Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Paul June 22, 2012 at 8:59 am

That's GOTTA make the list.

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Paul June 22, 2012 at 9:03 am

Great!

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Christine weber June 24, 2012 at 2:32 pm

Just wanted you to know that "Gruntworks" is a trademarked name. You might want to look into it before continuing to use it and branding in your merchandise.

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Bill July 6, 2012 at 6:33 am

He doesn't do push ups…he pushes the world down. He is the most infantryman in the world.

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Bill July 16, 2012 at 1:37 am

He dug an M60 fighting position using nothing but an MRE spoon….He is the most infantryman in the world.

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Chucker July 16, 2012 at 6:45 am

-He calls in air and artillery strikes using hand signals.
-His rank is unknown cause he does not need it.
-He hunts tanks with a bayonet, but lately they all have all run from him.
-At the age of seven, he told Patton what to do.
-His drill Sargent is scared of him.
-His poncho liner is a holy relic at the Infantry Museum.
-Chuck Norris escape and evades him.

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dane c August 30, 2012 at 8:17 pm

skittles from an MRE

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MSG September 9, 2012 at 7:59 pm

When he takes a dump the privates must police up the brass. He is the most infantry man in the world.

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nipit8 September 23, 2012 at 3:41 am

He once opened up an enemy tank with with a p38 can opener…he is….The most infantry man in the world

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Cody October 25, 2012 at 9:54 am

He can ranger-roll his Kevlar.

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Mad Mex October 28, 2012 at 12:33 am

When he's at a PZ, helicopters will not show up…until he finishes his mocha.
The SUCK has been known to wave a white flag when HE approaches.

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Mad Mex October 28, 2012 at 12:38 am

He has never had the need for a foxhole, yet he carries one big eough for the rest of his squad.
His radio battery NEVER dies.

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Mad Mex October 28, 2012 at 12:40 am

The SUCK embraces him…

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Mad Mex October 28, 2012 at 12:41 am

He is the only man in history of Ranger school never to have fallen asleep…

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Mad Mex October 29, 2012 at 8:35 pm

His backup weapon is an M-60… which he carries in a thigh holster…
When he goes for a 10 mile run, he will occasionally slow down… just so his clothing will catch up…

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Mad Mex October 31, 2012 at 3:08 pm

When he comes home from the field, first thing he does is get something to eat. Second thing he does is "take care" of the wife. Third thing he does is take off his ruck. He is The Most Infantry Man in the World.

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Mad Mex October 31, 2012 at 3:09 pm

He spit shines his boots by walking in mud.
Sergeant Majors run the opposit way when he approaches them on post.

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Mad Mex October 31, 2012 at 3:10 pm

He walks into the Officer's Club just to make them jump.
He once got lost in the woods, just to see what it felt like.

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Mad Mex October 31, 2012 at 3:16 pm

Moonlight will not shine on him, in order to provide him with concealment.
The sun has been known to come out later, when he is ready.

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Todd June 8, 2014 at 5:59 am

His mother is named Deuce. He is the most infantry man

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JESullivan June 19, 2014 at 5:59 am

GOD loves him… or else he could not CHARLIE MIKE!

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