New MSM Patches Out

The Monkey has some new morale patches out. One is his ‘Room Service’ patch, which was designed at the request of some Corrections officers but would certainly apply to doorkickers:

Another is his version of Don’t Tread On Me. Want to express the sentiment but looking for something besides the Gadsden Flag? Here you go.

The last is an ‘Outbreak Response’ patch. Now you can sport something that isn’t just for zombie eradication. Anyone involved in countering and eliminating biological (possibly Xenobiological) threats to our country has something to throw on his sleeve.





























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