Sunday Funny: The Army’s New MOS

Aircraft Bringer-Inner Dude. He is vital to the war effort. I particularly enjoyed his explanation of why physical fitness is such an integral part of the 00-ABID Selection Course, and of course it’s always cathartic to watch the Attack Aircraft Bringer-Inner Dude lay some hate down on the bad guys.



Special thanks to Brad Walker, who himself has worked extensively with 00-ABIDs (and is one of the reasons they must maintain physical standards).

This is one of the best Sunday Funnies yet, I think.

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  • Brad Walker

    You’re welcome, America.

  • c0whunt3r

    He forgot his PT belt

    • robertb

      He’s so safe and alert out there that he doesn’t need one. Besides, it’s not like he’s going to bring the aircraft into himself

  • Clovis Crawfish

    The credits at the end were a great touch.

  • william a scheoeder

    The plain sequences are great but these low leval fly buy hotdog piloits worrie me how often does this hapen what are the persentage sedistic setisics and what ever happend to maxium military recmonded ground clearence saftey .

    • Walter

      Uuuhhhhh…wut do he say?

      • Riceball

        My guess is that English is not William’s primary language.

  • JM

    Probably one of the funniest mil-related videos I’ve seen this year. This is why we are the greatest country on earth…’Merca!

  • Free Fall Fat Ass

    That is too funny! God Bless all of the service members out there with too much time on their hands and Go-Pros to document it. I especially like the fact they got the pilots POV on it, I wonder how much contraband was needed to get copies of that footage. Liberty, Freedom and Justice = America!

  • Kester

    That is definitely COP wilderness/ tellier way back in the day. It’s crazy to see thr humbles in the background. When was this filmed?

    • Kester

      The humvees*

  • This is a very funny video. We have been talking about it since the mailing.

  • Balcom