We thought this was funny, and we know you guys feel compelled to learn our opinion, so here you go. This appeared on the Legion Firearms facebook page last night.

Because of the recent political shenanigans this country has witnessed, Legion Firearms has found itself in the unenviable position of having to quintuple its prices…er, actually, septuple them. No, duodecuple them…JUST KIDDING. If you want a Legion rifle (and really, who doesn’t) they’re available at the same place for the same price they were 48 hours ago! Here’s a rare depilated North American Yeti discussing his LF-15D.

We’ve put definitions in for the grunts. (We mean you Darin Morrell, JD Wallace, Brian Kenney, Mike Harvey,┬áLuke Peelgrane, John Whitlock and Nate Murr – don’t say we’re not looking out for you poor simple knuckledraggers.)

Mad Duo Clear

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Eric November 8, 2012 at 3:21 am

very cool, I am going to look into purchasing one….oh wait let me revert to my natural grunt language ARRGGHH ARGGHH OHHOHHOHH ARGGHHGGHHHGHGGHHGH BUNGA BUNGA!

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Darin Morrell November 8, 2012 at 3:58 am

Good thing too, I was staring at that "duodecuple" word and decided Id better get me another drink.

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E. Ronc November 8, 2012 at 8:33 am

Dang even this old bubblehead had to scratch his head at depilated and I wasn't an A ganger either. Did like the front rails on that weapon. Quad rail does come across as bulky to me.

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Mike Harvey November 8, 2012 at 8:40 am

Thanks. Big words make me want to hide under my desk.

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Lance November 8, 2012 at 11:15 am

Watch the gun and ammo industry suck our blood (money) for another 4 years.

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Slag November 9, 2012 at 8:41 am

They will take your money, only "IF" your willing to give it!

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