Legion Firearms Post-Election

We thought this was funny, and we know you guys feel compelled to learn our opinion, so here you go. This appeared on the Legion Firearms facebook page last night.

Because of the recent political shenanigans this country has witnessed, Legion Firearms has found itself in the unenviable position of having to quintuple its prices…er, actually, septuple them. No, duodecuple them…JUST KIDDING. If you want a Legion rifle (and really, who doesn’t) they’re available at the same place for the same price they were 48 hours ago! Here’s a rare depilated North American Yeti discussing his LF-15D.

We’ve put definitions in for the grunts. (We mean you Darin Morrell, JD Wallace, Brian Kenney, Mike Harvey, Luke Peelgrane, John Whitlock and Nate Murr – don’t say we’re not looking out for you poor simple knuckledraggers.)

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Richard Kilgore and Jake Call enjoy something of a celebrity status among action figures and 1/1 scale trigger-pullers alike. They are world renowned for their wit, objectivity, keen tactical insight and utter lack of exaggeration or hyperbole. They leverage tens of thousands of hours of training and operational experience to the betterment of all mankind (and shooters). When not saving helpless school children from terrorists, rescuing damsels in distress and removing insurgents from the gene pool, they write, blog and support single dancing moms one dollar bill at a time. This provides much needed wisdom and perspective to the vast community of trigger-pullers that so desperately hungers for it. You can reach them at BreachBangClear.com or FaceBook.com/MadDuo if you're not a SISSY.
  • Eric

    very cool, I am going to look into purchasing one….oh wait let me revert to my natural grunt language ARRGGHH ARGGHH OHHOHHOHH ARGGHHGGHHHGHGGHHGH BUNGA BUNGA!

  • Good thing too, I was staring at that “duodecuple” word and decided Id better get me another drink.

  • Dang even this old bubblehead had to scratch his head at depilated and I wasn’t an A ganger either. Did like the front rails on that weapon. Quad rail does come across as bulky to me.

  • Thanks. Big words make me want to hide under my desk.

  • Lance

    Watch the gun and ammo industry suck our blood (money) for another 4 years.

    • Slag

      They will take your money, only “IF” your willing to give it!