This is great news for everyone who wants to be a steely-eyed snake-eating doorkicker but can’t grow the kevlar face brush. It’s an insulated neoprene ski mask beard. Combine it with some ballistic goggles and a disapproving glare and you’re good to go.

Beardski is made of thermal fleece, with a waterproof lining to keep your poor naked face warm and dry.

There are several colors available.

Product Features:

  • Insulated ski mask with comfortable lined neoprene, woven thermal fleece and stylish 12″ synthetic beard
  • Ideal on the slopes, riding your Harley or exploring polar ice caps
  • One-size-fits-all design
  • Easy to wear/remove
  • Covers the ears, face and neck from the harshest of cold-weather conditions
  • Washable and non-flammable

 

Buy one here. http://www.firebox.com/product/5058/Beardski

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

leftoftheboom November 30, 2012 at 9:58 am

Did ZZ Top approve having their beards copied? JK

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CZEcho November 30, 2012 at 7:41 pm

If these things had the proper FR rating, linemen would find 'em pretty handy during the winter storms…

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Broadsword December 1, 2012 at 6:00 am

Will the bad guys get scared off when they are facing off against a regiment of Wookies?

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